搞笑你没有爱情的英语句子(搞笑没有爱情的动漫推荐)

1.
"I
may
not
have
love,
but
I
have
a
pet
rock
that
never
leaves
me. "
【#lonelybutnotalone】

2.
"Who
needs
romance
when
you
can
have
a
giant
tub
of
ice
cream
all
to
yourself?"
【#foreveralone】

3.
"I'm
not
single,
I'm
just
in
a
committed
relationship
with
my
couch. "
【#sologoals】

4.
"Love
may
be
a
battlefield,
but
I'm
just
here
for
the
popcorn. "
【#perksofsinglelife】

5.
"I
don't
need
a
significant
other
when
I
have
a
significant
collection
of
memes. "
【#memesoverbae】

6.
"The
only
thing
better
than
a
romantic
dinner
for
two
is
a
bucket
of
KFC
for
one. "
【#foodieforever】

7.
"Why
search
for
love
when
you
can
just
binge-watch
Netflix
all
weekend?"
【#netflixandchillalone】

8.
"Ain't
nobody
got
time
for
love
when
there
are
books
to
be
read
and
pizza
to
be
eaten. "
【#priorities】

9.
"I
may
not
have
a
boyfriend,
but
I
have
a
best
friend
who's
always
ready
to
share
a
pint
of
Ben
&
Jerry's. "
【#bffsforlife】

10.
"Who
needs
a
prince
charming
when
you
have
a
trusty
vibrator?"
【#selfloveisbestlove】

11.
"I
may
be
single,
but
at
least
I
don't
have
to
share
the
last
slice
of
pizza. "
【#foodloveoverromance】

1
2.
"Romance
is
overrated
when
you
can
have
an
entire
day
to
yourself
to
do
whatever
you
want. "
【#saveloveforanotherday】

1
3.
"I
may
not
have
a
soulmate,
but
I
have
a
whole
group
of
friends
who
love
me
just
the
way
I
am. "
【#friendshipgoals】

1
4.
"Why
waste
time
swiping
left
or
right
when
you
can
simply
swipe
your
credit
card
for
a
shopping
spree?"
【#retailtherapy】

1
5.
"I
may
not
have
a
significant
other,
but
I
have
a
significant
amount
of
money
saved
by
not
buying
gifts
for
someone
else. "
【#financialfreedom】

1
6.
"Who
needs
a
romantic
weekend
getaway
when
you
can
have
a
staycation
in
your
own
bed?"
【#lazysundays】

1
7.
"Love
may
be
blind,
but
I
have
20/20
vision
when
it
comes
to
finding
the
perfect
pair
of
shoes. "
【#shoeloveoverromance】

1
8.
"I
may
not
have
a
partner,
but
I
have
a
passion
for
yoga
that
keeps
me
centered
and
happy. "
【#yogalove】

1
9.
"I
don't
need
a
boyfriend
to
be
happy
when
I
have
a
job
I
love
and
a
dog
who
adores
me. "
【#careerandpuppylove】

20.
"Who
needs
a
date
when
you
can
have
a
dance
party
for
one
in
your
living
room?"
【#dancelikenooneiswatching】

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